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v Wise people
think all they say; fools say all they think.
v Doctors and
lawyers rarely smile for a photo, unless you say "FEES"
v For every
girl with a broken heart... There is a guy with a glue stick.
v If you have a
problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number, that means you don't
know me well enough to have a problem with me.
v Hide n’ Seek
Champions: 1. Waldo 2. Osama Bin Laden 3 Phone when on Silent.
v I just
changed all of my passwords to "incorrect". Now my computer reminds
me every time I forget.
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